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SALAH900 33 / male
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| we all will die some day so why dont we love each other and stop fighting each other and be all brothers ilove you allthis is my email |
tom1129 44 / male
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| hey all new guy here |
Thoor 45 / male
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By Thoor On 05.Dec.2006 09:12, message #7892 |
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Hi! to all is there any girl that want to chat and help me out, I am new here.
THOOR |
 sexyraven 24 / female
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Reply to msg. #7754 from hakanersoy75
hi babe can you chat me private now!!!im waiting for you there |
 Mandabee23 28 / female
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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 Mandabee23 28 / female
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A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told.
Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."
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rogerhotred 110 / male
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| god can their be any body from india |
rogerhotred 110 / male
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Reply to msg. #7781 from squeak55
jungles are ment for free |
rogerhotred 110 / male
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Reply to msg. #7782 from madamlash
leo is waiting in jungle for a cave |
madamlash 41 / female
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| Doing good thanks furry and mouse,have to catch up for a chat soon,i miss you guys...aww.. |
squeak55 57 / female
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Reply to msg. #7779 from madamlash
I'm good.... How are you doing Aussie.....HUGS..... |
 furguy1 39 / couple
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Reply to msg. #7779 from madamlash
doing well here... long time no see |
madamlash 41 / female
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| yo hows everyone,aint seen ya all in ages,hope ya all doing well..x |
 Mandabee23 28 / female
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Reply to msg. #7758 from JIGGA420
Geez Jigga! Could you have been just a teensy bit more subtle! It's the weekend, no-one is here really on the weekends. Well, cept me  |
 JIGGA420 33 / couple
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here is some advice if u have trouble sleeping come read dl forums u will be aslee[ in no time
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 Mandabee23 28 / female
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<blushes> someone thinks I'm sweet  |
 Mandabee23 28 / female
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Hi Tommy 
Never thought of myself as a VETERAN before.. Does that mean I'm old?  |
 rosa 34 / female
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By rosa On 29.Sep.2006 02:09, message #7718 |
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Hello to you too nice seign you around again.
Talk to you soon (I hope).
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 rosa 34 / female
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By rosa On 25.Sep.2006 10:09, message #7713 |
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Reply to msg. #7697 from skyllar
You are very close sky. Am i wrong to have written those words it's just some people just get me a little upset i do't apreciate certain coments and find them uncalled for that is it. Opps My bad hugs and kisses.
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 Mandabee23 28 / female
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Reply to msg. #7697 from skyllar
And your the most beautiful Mumsy a girl could ever ask for! <and I need a hug>  |
 Mandabee23 28 / female
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Reply to msg. #7697 from skyllar
I have personality..? OH MY GOD! I'm so excited  |
skyllar 42 / female
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Reply to msg. #7694 from Mandabee23
nope, i just read a line in it that says, "Americans may be ugly, but she has more personality than...." IM NOT UGLY  (stomps feet)!! |
 Mandabee23 28 / female
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Reply to msg. #7692 from rosa
Hmm.. For some reason, thought Brazilians spoke spanish. My bad..! |
 Mandabee23 28 / female
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Reply to msg. #7693 from skyllar
oh has manda been bad? |
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