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Topic: Forbidden Fruit (Sex, Kissing, Turn Ons, Safety) [Help] Go to the next page - older messages Go to other topics

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SALAH900
33 / male
By SALAH900 On 13.Jun.2010 04:06, message #7912 Reply
we all will die some day so why dont we love each other and stop fighting each other and be all brothers ilove you allthis is my email

tom1129
44 / male
By tom1129 On 09.Jun.2010 02:06, message #7911 Reply
hey all new guy here


Mandabee23
28 / female
By Mandabee23 On 05.Dec.2006 08:12, message #7895 Reply
<tears run down face>

Thoor
45 / male
By Thoor On 05.Dec.2006 09:12, message #7892 Reply
Hi! to all is there any girl that want to chat and help me out, I am new here.

THOOR


sexyraven
24 / female
By sexyraven On 24.Nov.2006 01:11, message #7875 Reply
Reply to msg. #7754 from hakanersoy75

hi babe can you chat me private now!!!im waiting for you there


Mandabee23
28 / female
By Mandabee23 On 01.Nov.2006 07:11, message #7850 Reply
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"


Mandabee23
28 / female
By Mandabee23 On 19.Oct.2006 06:10, message #7802 Reply
A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told.
Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."



Mandabee23
28 / female
By Mandabee23 On 17.Oct.2006 06:10, message #7788 Reply
Reply to msg. #7784 from rogerhotred

Right..

rogerhotred
110 / male
By rogerhotred On 16.Oct.2006 11:10, message #7786 Reply
god can their be any body from india

rogerhotred
110 / male
By rogerhotred On 16.Oct.2006 11:10, message #7785 Reply
Reply to msg. #7781 from squeak55

jungles are ment for free

rogerhotred
110 / male
By rogerhotred On 16.Oct.2006 11:10, message #7784 Reply
Reply to msg. #7782 from madamlash

leo is waiting in jungle for a cave


madamlash
41 / female
By madamlash On 15.Oct.2006 02:10, message #7782 Reply
Doing good thanks furry and mouse,have to catch up for a chat soon,i miss you guys...aww..


squeak55
57 / female
By squeak55 On 14.Oct.2006 11:10, message #7781 Reply
Reply to msg. #7779 from madamlash

I'm good.... How are you doing Aussie.....HUGS.....


furguy1
39 / couple
By furguy1 On 14.Oct.2006 07:10, message #7780 Reply
Reply to msg. #7779 from madamlash

doing well here... long time no see


madamlash
41 / female
By madamlash On 14.Oct.2006 06:10, message #7779 Reply
yo hows everyone,aint seen ya all in ages,hope ya all doing well..x


Mandabee23
28 / female
By Mandabee23 On 08.Oct.2006 08:10, message #7761 Reply
Reply to msg. #7758 from JIGGA420

Geez Jigga! Could you have been just a teensy bit more subtle! It's the weekend, no-one is here really on the weekends. Well, cept me


JIGGA420
33 / couple
By JIGGA420 On 07.Oct.2006 07:10, message #7758 Reply
here is some advice if u have trouble sleeping come read dl forums u will be aslee[ in no time


Mandabee23
28 / female
By Mandabee23 On 07.Oct.2006 07:10, message #7755 Reply
<blushes> someone thinks I'm sweet


hakanersoy75
34 / male
By hakanersoy75 On 07.Oct.2006 03:10, message #7754 Reply
Reply to msg. #7427 from skyllar

hi..how are you?


hakanersoy75
34 / male
By hakanersoy75 On 07.Oct.2006 03:10, message #7753 Reply
Reply to msg. #7720 from Mandabee23

hi how are you?


hakanersoy75
34 / male
By hakanersoy75 On 07.Oct.2006 03:10, message #7752 Reply
hello sweet girls


Mandabee23
28 / female
By Mandabee23 On 02.Oct.2006 07:10, message #7727 Reply
Bonjour


Mandabee23
28 / female
By Mandabee23 On 30.Sep.2006 07:09, message #7720 Reply
Hi Tommy
Never thought of myself as a VETERAN before.. Does that mean I'm old?


rosa
34 / female
By rosa On 29.Sep.2006 02:09, message #7718 Reply
Hello to you too nice seign you around again.

Talk to you soon (I hope).


rosa
34 / female
By rosa On 25.Sep.2006 10:09, message #7713 Reply
Reply to msg. #7697 from skyllar

You are very close sky. Am i wrong to have written those words it's just some people just get me a little upset i do't apreciate certain coments and find them uncalled for that is it. Opps My bad hugs and kisses.


Mandabee23
28 / female
By Mandabee23 On 24.Sep.2006 04:09, message #7702 Reply
Reply to msg. #7697 from skyllar

And your the most beautiful Mumsy a girl could ever ask for! <and I need a hug>


Mandabee23
28 / female
By Mandabee23 On 24.Sep.2006 04:09, message #7701 Reply
Reply to msg. #7697 from skyllar

I have personality..? OH MY GOD! I'm so excited


skyllar
42 / female
By skyllar On 23.Sep.2006 09:09, message #7697 Reply
Reply to msg. #7694 from Mandabee23

nope, i just read a line in it that says, "Americans may be ugly, but she has more personality than...." IM NOT UGLY(stomps feet)!!


Mandabee23
28 / female
By Mandabee23 On 23.Sep.2006 06:09, message #7695 Reply
Reply to msg. #7692 from rosa

Hmm.. For some reason, thought Brazilians spoke spanish. My bad..!


Mandabee23
28 / female
By Mandabee23 On 23.Sep.2006 05:09, message #7694 Reply
Reply to msg. #7693 from skyllar

oh has manda been bad?

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